So You Think You Can Dance???
So You Think You Can Dance 4 - Robert Muraine Audition
This guy is my favorite dancer.
Fantastic! Incredible! Spectacular!
This guy is my favorite dancer.
Fantastic! Incredible! Spectacular!
McDonald's: Job application
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida, and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.
This kid will go far!
This kid will go far!
Work vs Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle(cell) .
IN PRISON..........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK............you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK............you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK............you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life behind bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK............they are called managers
This should make things a lot clearer for us all......
make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle(cell) .
IN PRISON..........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK............you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK............you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK............you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life behind bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK............they are called managers
This should make things a lot clearer for us all......
Dad makes prom dress
Dad knows what kind of dress his daughter will need at the prom night :)
Take a closer look at this dress. Lovely huh :)
Take a closer look at this dress. Lovely huh :)
Husband and Wife: ANALysis
A husband and wife discuss a very interesting topic. Check this out and have fun :)
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