Heaven On Earth Does Exist
Maldives is situated in the Indian Ocean. This is an amazing place to go for a vacation if you want to spent time in heaven on Earth.
The group of 1, 192 coral islands is spread over 90,000 km2 (35,000 sq mi)area. It is the lowest country in the world with a ground level of 1.5 meters (4 ft 11 in). The Ocean is under your feet!
Maldives has it all you might wish: warm crystal clear water, white sandy beaches, palm trees, colorful marine life. The climate is warm throughout the year. The sea breeze works as a natural air conditioner, making the weather softer and the most pleasant than anywhere else.
Photography: Paolo Curto, Ephraim Muller, Michael Zhang, Mohamed Shareef, Prakash Bajracharya, Taras Perevarukha, Unknown
The group of 1, 192 coral islands is spread over 90,000 km2 (35,000 sq mi)area. It is the lowest country in the world with a ground level of 1.5 meters (4 ft 11 in). The Ocean is under your feet!
Maldives has it all you might wish: warm crystal clear water, white sandy beaches, palm trees, colorful marine life. The climate is warm throughout the year. The sea breeze works as a natural air conditioner, making the weather softer and the most pleasant than anywhere else.
Jim Carrey At The 2013 Oscar Party - Surprise
Something's different. Have you noticed this?Another surprise from Jim Carrey at the 2013 Oscar party.
Alcohol Doesn't Make You FAT...
Alcohol does not make you FAT
- It makes you
LEAN...
against tables, chairs, floors, walls
and ugly people
The Reality of Developer's Life
We are going to illustrate the reality of developer's life in a funny way.
When you upload something to production environment:
When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:
When you close your IDE without saving the code:
When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:
When your regular expression returns what you expect it:
When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:
When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:
When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:
When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:
The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:
When the sysadmin gives you root access:
When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:
When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:
When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:
When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:
When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:
When you develop without specifications:
When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code":
When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:
Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so :D, if not maybe you are not a real developer ;)
Original Source: http://www.muylinux.com/2013/02/01/homenaje-a-los-desarrolladores-humor/
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