If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called "The Bloody Fucking Bank"
Joke 2:
Team,
Due to the current financial crisis
facing the world at the moment,
the light at the end of the tunnel
will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.
Sincerely yours,
God